Big Foot In Gerard's Back Yard!!

[Drunk_J]

Hey Gerard, are the guys who found bigfoot's body some of your buddies? Claims they found this body in northern Georgia. Being a vet, what do you think? Ever get a sasquatch in your practice? hehe

Supposed to be a press conference tomorrow.



http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/HomePage

-=Jasen=-

[TheNakedWhiz]

Some day, a higher life form is going to descend upon the earth and look at sh*t like this and decide we aren't worth it. They'll spray the whole planet with humanicide and just start over. Sigh.

[Firemonkey]

Ive seen a picture of Gerard, maybe he *IS* related to bigfoot??

Whitton is a local, Georgia, police officer, who is currently on administrative leave after being wounded in the course of duty pursuing an alleged felon. Dyer is a former correctional officer. Whitton and Dyer are co-owners of bigfoottracker.com and Bigfoot Global LLC., a company that offers Bigfoot expeditions. Whitton and Dyer are working with Bigfoot hunter, Tom Biscardi, and Biscardi's Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., to present and conduct the scientific study of the evidence and information on this body.

Hmm...nothing like scientific evidence presented by impartial bodies

[primeats]

Gerard..., Gerard..., jeeze were gonna miss his wit and humor

[gerard]

Gerard..., Gerard..., jeeze were gonna miss his wit and humor

Yeah, right. Lately I've become the killer of threads.

Go ahead, prove me wrong.

[bobvoeh]

Komodo Kamado, it can even make Sasquatch taste good.

[jdbower]

I like the quote about the missing press conference on their website.

Honestly, not much was offered up to press for very specific reasons. Prior to the press conference a decision was made to take this thing to a higher level and leverage the unique position we find ourselves in.

Did they just come out and say they didn't release anything to the press because they wanted to leverage their position to make more money? In other words "the DNA testing we promised revealed it was actually my buddy Billybob who was wearing a bigfoot costume when we shot him, but we wants to be on the Tee Vee before they hauls us in"

But here's the big question:
Low and slow or seared steaks?

[bobvoeh]

I would have to say low and slow. Probably pretty tough since its been running away from cameras all these years.

[Majestik]

http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html#-

It's a FAKE!

[primeats]

What? A fake? And this time I thought they really got one! Who knew Bigfoot was related to the opossum family!

[bobvoeh]

This steak tastes like rubber....

[Firemonkey]

After the Searching For Bigfoot team and "The Real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi began to thaw out the creature in a 1,500 lb. cooler of ice, they discovered it was a rubber suit. Biscardi contacted Whitton and Dyer and they agreed to admit the truth to the public. When Biscardi arrived at their hotel, the pair had vanished.

What?! You had to thaw the m/f'er out to figure out it was a rubber suit?! I thought it was pretty clear from the picture