I only have a KK , never had a green egg. I think I am crazy...you must be really crazy!!! LoL
Can't speak to the green eggs but I love the KK. Sounds like you already took the bait, just a matter of time before Dennis reels you in. I have no regrets.
"In the midst of a busy life, take some time to be a kid again." -- Fortune Cookie
Her name is Kahlan !